Video: Moscow motorcyclist's crazy high-speed... →
Horrified squirrel makes heroic escape, shoots amazing amounts of pellet turds out of ass on the way out the front door. Grown men weep with joy/relief.
Scaredy squirrel busts out from behind the fridge.
Scaredy squirrel all up in the studio part 1
Just heard one of my diddies in an arby’s commercial! Go me! Everyone else can suck it. ‘Cause you know, if you wanna rock ass, you RAWK in a fast food advertisement. I would never eat their HFCS laden, taste like ass, “food” though. Actually I totally would. Then I’d piss out my ass. Anyhoo, I fuckin rock and you don’t. Also the song I wrote is the opposite of...
i miss owning a motorcycle.
themattsmith: altidude: themattsmith: (via thankgodtitsfriday) i would very much like to own a motorcycle. Doooo iiiiiit Matt! Some good deals on Craigslist right now. I need to take the rider’s safety class and everything. I’ve never driven one before. Yeah well, don’t EVEN think about having like 1 drink and then tooling ‘round town on it. I did, and I ended up face...
Record grooves under an electron microscope →
Guitar-playing birds →
The finch with the stick fucking rocks ass
Something you will not understand
This is an example of what turns my crank. Right now, I am obsessed with finding a suitable replacement for 2 Jensen RP-302 horn tweeter diaphragms.
My man Matt is the greatest!
Short venting for my benefit not yours
I’ve been operating motorized vehicles since 1986. I’m turning 40 in a few weeks. There have been a few close calls, minor accidents, and one major one that I was a passenger in. Today I finally experienced something I’d never would’ve thought. I couldn’t merge onto the interstate. There was a perfect combination of timing that gave me no option but to merge right...
Abraham/Hicks Quote Of The Day
It’s not necessary for you to exacerbate your contrast with struggle in order to get it into a higher place. It is not necessary to suffer in order to give birth to desire. But when you have suffered and you have given birth to desire, so what? You’ve got a desire. Turn your attention to the desire. Think about where you’re going and never mind where you’ve been....
One more observation on playparks
OK. The urge within me to disrupt order is satisfied by the most dangerous boy here. He is constantly providing entertainment in the form of projectiles hurled at innocent victims. There is a parade of kids on bikes being nailed by beach balls to the head. Like Charlie day as green man nailing sweet Dee in the head with a vollyball.
How To Tell If It's Local Music On The Radio
The drummer is too busy, uses an inappropriate snare tuning for the tempo, while employing splash cymbals ala 1990. The lead singer is a girl with a vibrato. The guitar tone sounds like an ibanez through a gorilla amp. The bass player has a giant tone and slaps, and together with the drummer they sound like Primus playing a lame attempt at rock/pop. You can hear the shitty room in the track. ...
I just noticed there is a significant amount of hair in and on my keyboard. Maybe it’s cause I keep shoving my dick in everything. Yea, I’ve got hair on the dick, not just the usual pubic area. Dick hair. Most of you hope to have a cock toupee.
I just butterfingered myself.
Abraham/Hicks Quote Of The Day
We would never move forward in the face of negative emotion. There are many people who would teach you otherwise. They say, you’ve got to face fear to get over it. And all they do is desensitize themselves to the point that they get themselves into situations where they have no idea what’s going on, and the end of them comes rather abruptly… And then everyone calls them brave.