Nov
30th
Tue
30th
Sep
5th
Sun
5th
Where’s Matt?
Aug
30th
Mon
30th
Horrified squirrel makes heroic escape, shoots amazing amounts of pellet turds out of ass on the way out the front door.
Grown men weep with joy/relief.
Scaredy squirrel busts out from behind the fridge.
Scaredy squirrel all up in the studio part 1
Mar
22nd
Mon
22nd
Just heard one of my diddies in an arby’s commercial! Go me! Everyone else can suck it. ‘Cause you know, if you wanna rock ass, you RAWK in a fast food advertisement. I would never eat their HFCS laden, taste like ass, “food” though. Actually I totally would. Then I’d piss out my ass. Anyhoo, I fuckin rock and you don’t. Also the song I wrote is the opposite of rock. Which still tears your face off. Bitch ass.
I’d advise you, should you have an extra $70,000 sitting around and you’re contemplating buying that beautiful 7’ Steinway B you’ve always wanted, to save your money… here’s TheMattSmith, inspired by his $20 organ purchase this morning, recording an overdub on the upright Baldwin piano that I got, for free, from my parents.
Pfft, that Steinway sounds FINE, if you like your piano in TUNE and shit.
Never mind that 414 that cost me $500.
Jerks.
i miss owning a motorcycle.
(via thankgodtitsfriday)
i would very much like to own a motorcycle.
Doooo iiiiiit Matt! Some good deals on Craigslist right now.
I need to take the rider’s safety class and everything. I’ve never driven one before.
Yeah well, don’t EVEN think about having like 1 drink and then tooling ‘round town on it.
I did, and I ended up face down next to a heap of metal that used to be my bike.
I was OK ,but that was last time I rode.
Anyway, ENJOY!
Feb
28th
Sun
28th
If this doesn’t put a smile on your face then go fuck yourself.
My 21 year old daughter and her party till you puke crew hosted my old ass at Radford U this weekend. I participated in several beer games, laughed at the drunken kids, and at the moment this picture was taken, I was carded!
