Just heard one of my diddies in an arby’s commercial! Go me! Everyone else can suck it. ‘Cause you know, if you wanna rock ass, you RAWK in a fast food advertisement. I would never eat their HFCS laden, taste like ass, “food” though. Actually I totally would. Then I’d piss out my ass. Anyhoo, I fuckin rock and you don’t. Also the song I wrote is the opposite of rock. Which still tears your face off. Bitch ass.
i would very much like to own a motorcycle.
Doooo iiiiiit Matt! Some good deals on Craigslist right now.
I need to take the rider’s safety class and everything. I’ve never driven one before.
Yeah well, don’t EVEN think about having like 1 drink and then tooling ‘round town on it.
I did, and I ended up face down next to a heap of metal that used to be my bike.
I was OK ,but that was last time I rode.