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Where’s Matt?

Where’s Matt?

Aug
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Horrified squirrel makes heroic escape, shoots amazing amounts of pellet turds out of ass on the way out the front door.

Grown men weep with joy/relief.

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Scaredy squirrel busts out from behind the fridge.

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Scaredy squirrel all up in the studio part 1

Mar
22nd
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Just heard one of my diddies in an arby’s commercial! Go me! Everyone else can suck it. ‘Cause you know, if you wanna rock ass, you RAWK in a fast food advertisement. I would never eat their HFCS laden, taste like ass, “food” though. Actually I totally would. Then I’d piss out my ass. Anyhoo, I fuckin rock and you don’t. Also the song I wrote is the opposite of rock. Which still tears your face off. Bitch ass.

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themattsmith:

danielholter:

I’d advise you, should you have an extra $70,000 sitting around and you’re contemplating buying that beautiful 7’ Steinway B you’ve always wanted, to save your money… here’s TheMattSmith, inspired by his $20 organ purchase this morning, recording an overdub on the upright Baldwin piano that I got, for free, from my parents.

Pfft, that Steinway sounds FINE, if you like your piano in TUNE and shit.

Never mind that 414 that cost me $500.
Jerks.

themattsmith:

danielholter:

I’d advise you, should you have an extra $70,000 sitting around and you’re contemplating buying that beautiful 7’ Steinway B you’ve always wanted, to save your money… here’s TheMattSmith, inspired by his $20 organ purchase this morning, recording an overdub on the upright Baldwin piano that I got, for free, from my parents.

Pfft, that Steinway sounds FINE, if you like your piano in TUNE and shit.

Never mind that 414 that cost me $500.

Jerks.

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i miss owning a motorcycle.

themattsmith:

altidude:

themattsmith:

(via thankgodtitsfriday)

i would very much like to own a motorcycle.

Doooo iiiiiit Matt! Some good deals on Craigslist right now.

I need to take the rider’s safety class and everything.  I’ve never driven one before.

Yeah well, don’t EVEN think about having like 1 drink and then tooling ‘round town on it.

I did, and I ended up face down next to a heap of metal that used to be my bike.

I was OK ,but that was last time I rode.

Anyway, ENJOY!

Feb
28th
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If this doesn’t put a smile on your face then go fuck yourself.

If this doesn’t put a smile on your face then go fuck yourself.

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My 21 year old daughter and her party till you puke crew hosted my old ass at Radford U this weekend.
I participated in several beer games, laughed at the drunken kids, and at the moment this picture was taken, I was carded!

My 21 year old daughter and her party till you puke crew hosted my old ass at Radford U this weekend. I participated in several beer games, laughed at the drunken kids, and at the moment this picture was taken, I was carded!